Jan 2, 2021All About AsexualityWhat you’ve always wanted to know — right from the horse’s mouth — Asexuality is one of the most misunderstood members of the LGBTQIA family. Oft forgotten entirely or met with confusion as queers and heteros alike grapple with the concept of not wanting to fuck. Not wanting to put words in the mouths of others, we sat down with a rad asexual…Queer3 min read
Jan 2, 2021How To Use Packer DustWhy you need it, and what to do with it — Whether you’re new to packing or an deft old hand — you’ll know how packers and STPs can stick to everything. Unless you want to collect bits of fluff, dirt, you, or remnants of glitter, then you’ll definitely want to grab yourself a pot or two of packer dust. Packer…LGBT3 min read
Jan 2, 2021How To Flag — The Hanky Code ExplainedDo you know the Hanky Code? — The Hanky Code emerged in the USA in the 1970’s (some say New York on the East coast, some say San Francisco on the West coast) as a way to signal (using back pockets) to others in the Queer community just what exactly you’re into. …Queer4 min read
Jan 2, 202110 Ways To Be An LGBTQAI+ Ally& how to show tf up — Allyship can take many forms, such as emotional support, being there for people when they come out, and being a voice when homophobia and transphobia are present. If you’re a member of the Queer community, here’s some tips for being there for everyone. 1. Listen Regardless of your position either inside or…LGBTQ8 min read
Nov 19, 2019How To Bob Ross Your Way To SuccessWhat the chillest dude can teach you about life — Who doesn’t love Bob Ross? The permed man of our dreams, putting people to sleep since 1983. Whether you're here for him or not, his chill persona was mesmerising. Apparently he wasn’t the most chill in real life, but nobody is. …Success4 min read
Published in The Startup·Nov 19, 2019How to Create a Hashtag StrategyA guide to growing engagement and reaching the right people — To grow your business and create authentic relationships with your customers there’s no more powerful tool than social media. Instagram, Facebook, Twitter & Pinterest allow you to reach new leads en masse without spending hours typing out long cold pitch emails or trying to funnel customers to your website. Research…Social Media7 min read
Published in MuddyUm·Nov 15, 2019Unblock Me, SteveA Metalhead’s Journey To Redemption — On the 1st of November, 2017, Ian Moir, Wellington musician known for metal acts Dark Divinity and Into Orbit, was blocked by Steve on Facebook. Some people are able to move on after being shunned on a public platform. Others play tit for tat, and block the other…Music3 min read
Published in MuddyUm·Nov 9, 2019The Conflicting Eroticism of Robert Pattinson’s French Accent in The KingIt’s terrible, and it’s doing things to me — Disclaimer: I’m not a regular fan of men in a down-belows tingly way. The reaction I’ve experienced to this… menagerie of accents that may border on French, is deeply visceral, and has no logic. I need you all to share this with me. The King is many things. A masterpiece…Movies3 min read
Published in MuddyUm·Nov 9, 2019The Glow Up of Robin Pecknold& the horny 16 year old who loved him — Let’s get real-real. O.G 2008 Fleet Foxes Robin Pecknold looked like he was the inspiration for Rami Malek’s character in Mal Hart. Whilst the movie was incredible, and Fleet Foxes the nostalgic soundtrack to my woolen hipster years of Aro Valley — I never went to sleep at night having Very Special Thoughts…Music4 min read
Nov 4, 2019How to Drink When You’re SoberOr “how many diet cokes will give you heart palpitations” — I’m a terrible drunk. Ask anyone who’s known me since I accidentally got wasted as a four year old stealing sips of beer at a soiree thrown by my mother. …Alcohol5 min read
